Breathe Wonder

Jordyn. 21. Student.
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keepingupwiththesenchaks:

ohdamnthosecheekbones:

sheisdrawntothefire:

Fun Fact: I am VERY bad a hydrating myself. If I ever die unexpectedly it’s probably because I just forgot to drink water for a week. 

Hail hydration

This 😆

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super-highschool-level-homestuck:

iprayforangels:

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30secondstocalifornia:

wingscanspeak:

zorobro:

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peetasboxers:

kissyourneck-slitmythroat:

I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and 

uh

yeah

Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u

So i tried it both ways and uh

i mean how do you do the first one without pulling out all your hair?

this made me laugh really hard….

and it made me realize that girls and boys pull their shirt off differently. /amazed

but seriously I think girls just do the cross arm thing because of HAIR like demonstrated 

So one year, one URL change, and a hair cut later, I decide to try again… FOR SCIENCE! 

Its not science unless you write it down so 

First method:

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Well done, i guess…

Second:

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I fucked up

Girls… how?

I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW WE CAN HAVE SUCH DIFFERENT WAYS OF TAKING OFF SHIRTS AND SO MUCH DIFFICULTY DOING IT THE OTHER WAY

I FIGURED IT OUT!!!!!

It’s all in the way that girl/boys shirts are made.

Girls shirts have less armpit room then boy’s do and are generally shorter so pulling it off over your head is more practical because by lifting your arms all the way up you make enough room for the sleeves to just slip off.

Boys shirts have more room and are generally longer so it is easy to slip them off over your head.

but if you take a girls shirt off like a boys shirt you will get your arms caught because there isn’t much armpit space.

and if you take a boys shirt off like a girls shit you will still have your head in it when you’ve lifted your arms all the way up because of the shirt’s length.

It has nothing to do with us. It is entirely to do with how our shirts are made. I figured it out for you. YOU’RE WELCOME!

bless you

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vinebox:

When you copy someone’s homework right before class.

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ruinedchildhood:

What a time to be alive

ruinedchildhood:

What a time to be alive

the-butt-prince-ike:

tastefullyoffensive:

Coloring Book Corruptions

Related: Hipster Dinosaurs

ok i’ve been staring at the one with Goofy and Pluto for like 10 minutes now and still don’t get it. Someone more clever or less innocent explain?

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socialjusticefandomblogger:

wasntgoodenough:

flossingwhiledrunk:

wait for it

I was just sitting there like “the fuck am I waiting for” and then I kinda exploded with happyness

I thought this was just a picture of boots. IT IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN THAT.

socialjusticefandomblogger:

wasntgoodenough:

flossingwhiledrunk:

wait for it

I was just sitting there like “the fuck am I waiting for” and then I kinda exploded with happyness

I thought this was just a picture of boots. IT IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN THAT.

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strictly-fandoms:

do you ever just get the overwhelming urge to cry because you think you’re not going to go far in life because you’re not as smart or as talented as the people around you

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akanedee:

if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence

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catchingswift:

Taylor Swift in 2014 so far

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asian:

Everyone always trashes on Tumblr, but you know what, Tumblr is probably the best website I have come across. Why? Because compared to other social networks, Tumblr has shown that they put effort into caring about its users. For example, if you search the tag #sad or #suicidal, the screen above will pop up. Tumblr puts effort into ensuring that you are alright, even though they don’t do it specifically for each individual, they did more than what Facebook and Twitter has done.  

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alinatotheleft:

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youknowimgood4it:

Taken from reddit but it can’t be stressed enough

Making fun of fat people at the gym is like making fun of sick people at the hospital.

"Lol wow you’re doing chemotherapy? Clearly you suck at it if you still have cancer."

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