Breathe Wonder

Jordyn. 21. Student.

the-fandoms-are-cool:

leradny:

videohall:

Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth

> Don’t give him a baby for a while.

HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER

AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND WHEN HE CAN’T FIND THEM

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HE JUST DROPS IT

IT’S NOT FUNNY IT’S VERY LOGICAL THAT HE WOULD HAVE ADJUSTED TO LIVING LIFE WHILE HE WAS IN SPACE BECAUSE IT’S DIFFERENT FROM EARTH BUT I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

*THUNK*

(via ruinedchildhood)

miss-nerdgasmz:

I WANT A TRUE HORROR MOVIE WHERE ALL THE CHARACTERS ARE INTELLIGENT AND DO ALL THE RIGHT THINGS AND TAKE ALL THE PROPER PRECAUTIONS BUT STILL WIND UP GETTING KILLED BY THE ANTAGONIST

NOTHING IS SCARIER THAN DOING EVERYTHING YOU CAN IN VAIN AND STARING IN THE FACE OF FUTILITY
(plus I would like not to yell at the characters for being dumb for once)

(via amiunlikeableyet)

bakrua:

bewbin:

Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left

(via amiunlikeableyet)

we-could-have-danced-all-night:

queerenby:

filisexual:

royalpancake:

a short poem:

do teachers
understand
that you take
other classes

another short poem:

yes but see
they are all
required
by the district
or state
to assign a
certain amount
of gradable
material per
semester so
they can get
paid and earn
raises and bonuses
and keep
their jobs and
funding

a revised short poem:

does the district
or state
understand
that you take
other classes

another short poem:

no

(via amiunlikeableyet)

  • age of 8: oh my god this is so awkward i hate these parts why isn't there just normal dialogue please stop the singing
  • age of 18: PRINCE ALIII FABULOUS HEEE ALI ABABWAAAA

arabellesicardi:

"text me when you get home" means "i love you, be safe." 

(via dirtroaddaydream)

alicesadventuresintherye:

Sometimes I’m Ernie. Sometimes I’m Bert.

(via vulnerable-so-vulnerable)

  • Status: Rain! :)
  • Older person on Facebook: Us too, so badly needed as well. Tell your mom I said hi. How is the family? Tell everyone hi from us. We miss you all so much. Wish we could be there. You're a beautiful young woman.

what if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves

(via lumosthelightss)

hope-for-komaeda:

bunnywithacape:

'Olay?'
‘Olay.’
The Fault In Our Sombreros.

Nacho average love story.

it’s spelled olé not olay you illiterate fuck this ain’t the fault in our lotions

(via vulnerable-so-vulnerable)

hennyjones:

heavenlypost:

can the united states just chill for one day

Nigga the USA hasn’t chilled since fuck boy Chris sailed his ass here by mistake

(via thehauntedcobbler)

I get way too sensitive when I get attached to someone. I can detect the slightest change in the tone of their voice, and suddenly I’m spending all day trying to figure out what I did wrong.
Humans of New York - Amman, Jordan (via 5000letters)

Me

(via mo-cho)

(via dirtroaddaydream)

cas-is-deans-huggy-bear:

lost-and-fallen-angel:

jingle-full-of-larry:

snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaape:

the longer you watch it the more you want to find the nearest cliff

hey look satan made a gif

No. Metatron did.

EXCUSE YOU. WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT

cas-is-deans-huggy-bear:

lost-and-fallen-angel:

jingle-full-of-larry:

snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaape:

the longer you watch it the more you want to find the nearest cliff

hey look satan made a gif

No. Metatron did.

EXCUSE YOU. WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT

(via amiunlikeableyet)